i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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