butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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