This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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