But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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