It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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