i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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