never play flip cup with pint glasses
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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