her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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