he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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