This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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