That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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