Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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