So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
i've created a new STD.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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