I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
She announced her abortion via fbk
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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