it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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