The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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