tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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