I have demons in me.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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