His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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