Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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