yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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