Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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