ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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