haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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