So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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