you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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