There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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