i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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