Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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