Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
