no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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