so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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