you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
