My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
then he tried to convert me to islam
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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