stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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