How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
