Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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