Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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