your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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