I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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