Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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