a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she smelled like a LAN party
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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