He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
