sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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