Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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