Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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