chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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