like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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