check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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