On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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